lesbianjudasiscariot:

oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

(via reallygoodguacamole)

foreverial:

casablancabogart:

you know he ate a bee

(via unclefather)

catchymemes:

(via cryptidfuckery)

dyst-blogs:

if you reblog this post you also reblog me. reblog to send me on a trip arpund tumblr

rabbiteclair:

rabbiteclair:

rabbiteclair:

nvm Google won’t let me have fun anymore

the Algorithm watching me search for increasingly unhinged shit like “boycow bopbees” until it decides there is no way a normal human would be doing this

good news there’s a single hit on “catboy boycow”

(via reallygoodguacamole)

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

(via cryptidfuckery)

boozegeoisie:

rainbow-reilly:

I’m generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they’ll come back wrong.

Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.

Tags pass peer review, etc, because they SO perfectly capture the spirit of the show.

(via reallygoodguacamole)

raiasintended:

mantras for a new generation

(via reallygoodguacamole)

thetyrannosaur:

escuerzoresucitado:

just like chinchilla

(via cryptidfuckery)

animentality:

(via hatingongodot)

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

He got crucified wat rhe fucj

Hey do you guys want joint custody of this post

(via cryptidfuckery)

mavigator:

mavigator:

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.

(via kiryusautismdiagnosis)

penis-peeper:

penis-peeper:

chronic illness mood of the week

Did I stutter

(via reallygoodguacamole)

lestatslestits:

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

(via cryptidfuckery)

spelldealer:

the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.

(via patrik-star)